The Fashion Fumble of Scarlett Johansson
August 31st, 2006 by Jackie
Scarlett Johansson took a fashion dive at a recent film festival in Venice, Italy. Venice, Italy of all places!
You’d think the famous Scarlett Johansson would know better than to swathe herself in 80’s horrors at an Italian opening. Of course one never knows with celebrities. Maybe Scarlett Johansson was priming the audience for the Black Dahlia.
Heavens knows her outfit sent chills up my spine. If Scarlett Johansson needed fashion advice, she should’ve come to me.
Dressed in a zig-zaggity shirt/poncho/potato sack weaved in ‘lose your lunch’ hues, granny bra fit to burst, poofy pre-teen denim shorts and a pair of ‘toto take me home’ flats, Scarlett Johansson’s outfit was (literally) to die for. And the jewelry, Scarlett Johansson ’s jewelry!
Well the faux gold chain Scarlett Johansson wore just didn’t cut it. Of course, in all fairness, I would have been challenged to think of an accessory to redeem Scarlett Johansson and her clothes. The bad fashion of Scarlett Johansson was a blow to every American woman’s reputation. What will the Italian men think of us now Scarlett? Miss Johansson? What will they think of us now!
Thanks a lot Ms. Scarlett Johansson for making us all look bad.
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